I think Captain Caveman should be getting all these acolades, after all his nutritional fancies are the best ever.
Favorite Veg: Stinging Nettle
Most Valuable Mineral Supplement: 30g ground clay
Favorite Snack: Insects & Bugs
Whilst most of us normal people are shopping at Tescos, Captain Caveman is foraging through the woodlands for trouffles and wild boar. Sniffing out choice mushrooms and selecting oonly the finest lichen to put in his stew.
He goes to nightclubs after lines of Taurine, Caffine and AAKG, topping up in the bathroom to snort B2 and drinking Orange juice all night and still scores with strange Lithuanian girls. What did you say to her? 'Hey, wanna *** round see my vegetable patch? It's got real fresh beetroot!!!'. What did you do, take a 'bath'? huh? in blackberries? squish squish squish!!!
I herby take second place as Captain Caveman is actually funny, i'm just stupid which I cant help. And your all picking on me.
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