Your favourite Average-37 quote

[James Copping]

He's a funny guy as we all know, but what are your favourite quotes of his? Personally I like

"My cocaine high is metaphorical. [so as not to worry Captain Pig], and is a reference to my bouyant and jovial state as I wander around the house flexing my muscles in the half reflection of the kitchen window and wondering if im sexy yet."

"I'm trying to reign in my daily post rate so as not to appear like someone sat at home all day with nothing to do but wonder why i forgot to order tribulus when thats what i thought i ordered, and then have to order it again."

[Ripped Barbarian]

Funny man indeed, i always get a good chuckle from his posts!
The man should be a comedian.

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Have you made certain of the nutritional value of your gym? Is it managed by druids? Is it on a lay line? Is the shower water spring or tapped? Is it situated on suitably ground clay soil?

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It looks like your about to eat the dog actually. Its not clear whats happening. Did you eat the dog? Do dogs have alot of protien? Will MP ever do dog supplement powder? Was it a hot dog?

[Rilla]

All day vulgarity...

'Nuff said - 37 for MP mascot!!!!

[simon m]

Got to be:

"All Day Vulgarity"

That's now my credo!

Average should been a sponsored athlete!

[adamwenn100]

'It looks like your about to eat the dog actually. Its not clear whats happening. Did you eat the dog? Do dogs have alot of protien? Will MP ever do dog supplement powder? Was it a hot dog? '

[Rab J.C]

And to think people gave him hassle when he first joined for his, shal we say...unorthodox training style! glad that has stopped!

i never seen the thread where he called gympig "captain pig" lol, but the one where he was slagging term was a serious lol moment

my vote goes to

"Have you made certain of the nutritional value of your gym? Is it managed by druids? Is it on a lay line? Is the shower water spring or tapped? Is it situated on suitably ground clay soil?"

[Ollie]

He hates me, but mine would be:

"Do you enjoy organic pawn stars?"



He's certainly different...

[kp1512]

LOL....Good post.

Mine has to be! Are you ready!

"Where can you get frozen berries? Do you have to wait until winter?"

Man did that make me laugh fr a while!

KP

[CoN]

i seriously cant pin it down to one

the guys a legend!

[average-37]

This is a strange thread. I try sooooo hard to be low key.

If you really knew the real me you'd really be lolling!!! But not because its funny.

I was just reading about George Orwell http://arts.independent.co.uk/books/...cle2924398.ece and i'm sure your all part of the CIA, cracking down on fun on the internets. I think your getting all these quotes from your survelience documents. I can just imagine you gathered in a little room with a white board, saying, uuhm, on Tuesday he said this....... blah blah blah, which prooves hes a communist. All that fun, this will not do.

But i'm just your AVERAGE sort of guy trying to modify his aesthics for the better, honest.

My favorite quote is "I am not a troll!!! Honest"