Rugby Jokes

[AlexTemper]

Had a few emailed to me:

Wonderbra Australia are bringing out a new bra. It's gold and green, has lots of support - but no CUPS!!!!

What's the difference between the all blacks and a teabag?
The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between an arsonist and the All Blacks? An arsonist wouldn't waste five matches.

A man's body is found washed up in Wellington Harbour wearing pink panties, fishnet stockings, high heels and an All Blacks jersey. The police have decided to remove the All Blacks jersey to save the family's embarrassment.

After the game Richie McCaw is down the tunnel and spots a cellphone. He picks it up and hands it to the referee. The ref says: "How did you know it was mine?" Richie says, "Because there's 15 missed calls on it."

Huntly and Palmer's are the new All Blacks' sponsor...because they crumble in quarters.

What do you call 15 blokes sitting watching the World Cup semifinal? The All Blacks.

Why do the All Blacks always have two to a hotel room when they're on tour? So one can perform the Heimlich Manoeuvre when the other one chokes.

The Australian DIY chain (B&Coblers) has bought out a new furniture range called "The Wallabies" - it comes in a flattened pack.....

Condom sales in Australia have hit an all time low. As England 's rugby team showed on Saturday, you only need one Jonny to ***** 15 Australians.

McCoys are bringing out a new crisps flavour.
Wallaby & Stuffing

New Zealand have announced that they have prepared a wine to celebrate the world cup, as a special exclusive they'll get the All Blacks to bottle it.

[ADER]

Ho Ho Ho

[simon m]

What do you call the 7th & 8th place World Cup play off?


The Bledisloe Cup!

[AlexTemper]

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What do you call the 7th & 8th place World Cup play off?


The Bledisloe Cup!

Haha, nasty. Loving it.

Are you going to be away for the final?

[simon m]

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Haha, nasty. Loving it.

Are you going to be away for the final?

To Devon, in a farm house with an indoor swimming poor and huuugggge TV!

A very good mate is going to his place in Turkey and is trying to move the flights to Sunday - can't see that he'll be able to.

[Ollie]

ARGH!! Imagine missing it

[AlexTemper]

One of my mates spent half the night getting tickets for the final.

He suceeded.

His dad is a very sucessful sportsman (although not in rugby) however which had everything to do with swinging it.

[Ollie]

I missed out on semi-final tickets by 3 minutes - mate was selling them. He wanted £800 for 2 including flights and accomodation...I thought that was pretty reasonable!