BEST Jeremy Kyle quote ever

[Dtlv74]

I've got a JK quote from today (he's on now!): "shut-up, I'm talking now - [JK sneers and postures aggresively - crowd applauds] why don't you both get up off your backsides, learn some responsibility and get jobs like everyone else [huge applause, bigger scary sneer from JK]".

Fair enough JK but they were both 15 and should have been at school and not "getting a job like everyone else"...

[radicalry00]

There was a funny episode on the other day. This oldish woman was talking and Jeremy was trying to butt in but she kept saying "Shut up Jeremy" and "I'm speaking" so he just said "I really wish you'd get your fringe cut". I thought that was hilarious.

[WillSpengler]

The one i always thought was funny, was when talking to some 40 yr old who had been seeing a girl since she was 17 (now early 20s, with a kid that wasnt his).

JK says "People will sneer at the age difference, but there is nothing wrong with it, when i was 35 I was seeing an 18 yr old"

[madmutant]

If he ever spoke to me the way he speaks to some of the nipples he has on that show,I'd pull his bottom lip over his head and flick his ears rather hard.. what a **** lol