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  1. Default BEST Jeremy Kyle quote ever

    #1 16-01-2008 10:11 AM
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    'I'm half your size, but your a tenth of the man I am!'

    Says Jeremy Kyle to massive hard bloke who just found out he has a baby.
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    #2 16-01-2008 10:17 AM
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    'I'm half your size, but your a tenth of the man I am!'

    Says Jeremy Kyle to massive hard bloke who just found out he has a baby.
    LOOOL he really does rehearse and think of them well!

    You cant still beat his "I used to drive half way across the country to see my kids half way through the nite!"...that one just kills me!..its his answer to everything when doing things for your kids......smug git!

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    #3 16-01-2008 10:17 AM
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    #4 16-01-2008 10:23 AM
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    Jeremy Kyle has a put down for everyone on his show, it's awesome. Me and a friend came up with some sketches in which Mr. Jeremy Kyle was a wrestler, cutting promos and putting down the other wrestlers.
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    #5 16-01-2008 11:57 AM
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    Love it. Jerremy Kyle and Jerry Springer are two of my favourite comedy shows. Am also enjoying Riki Lake at the moment - bigoted america being unmercifully cruel to people slightly different to themselves. Is funny because it's so rediculous...
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    #6 16-01-2008 12:39 PM
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    Can't stand Jeremy Kyle. Big man on TV but I'm sure he wouldn't say that to the big fella if he didn't have the security there.
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    #7 16-01-2008 12:47 PM
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    Same, can't stand the self righteous *****
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    #8 16-01-2008 12:50 PM
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    Same, can't stand the self righteous *****
    But that's the reason to watch it - in the hope one of the morons he attempts to bully turns around and smacks him one!
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    #9 16-01-2008 12:56 PM
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    #10 16-01-2008 01:59 PM
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    I got a good one from the american chat show 'sally' on a show about teen pregnancy: 'you think you are little miss grown up, you think its fun to have sex'.
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