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    #1 19-06-2010 09:56 AM
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    Just seen these on another website:

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    When you think about it English poitical groups are like the England football squad.

    They are both full of overpaid ****heads who promise results they will never achieve.
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    I for one am shocked at Wayne Rooney's outburst after tonight's game

    Who knew he could string a sentence together!
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    Just seen England's answer to the infamous internet video "2 girls, one cup"

    its called "11 Girls in 1 cup"
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    Whats the best thing if England went out the world cup?

    Half price England Mars Bars.
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    England manager Fabio Capello spots a turd on the England training pitch with which he replies
    "Who's sh*t on the pitch?"
    Heskey replies
    "I am Boss, but I'm good in the air"
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    Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping.

    He stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" to which the old lady replied,

    "no way you got yourself into this mess, don't ask me to sort it out!
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    Heskey: "I had an open goal but still I didn't score. I could kick myself."
    Capello: "I wouldn't bother. You'd probably miss."
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    Did you hear that the UK Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps with pictures of English football players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
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    #2 19-06-2010 10:10 AM
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    the initial world cup is a load of pants, I just think there is too much money involved with the tournament now, all the big teams are under performing and the not so big teams have everything to gain. England in specific are complete and utter rubbish, capello has tryed his best with the team and at the end of the day is bagging 5m, then getting out of there lol
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    #3 19-06-2010 10:30 AM
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    What's the difference between Robert Green and Justin Bieber? Robert Green knows how to drop his balls.

    Robert Green - a joke even Americans can understand. (A 2 for 1 there!)

    It was a clever move to bring Shaun Wright-Phillips on. For 15 minutes the Americans were stunned, thinking Gary Coleman had come back to life.
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    #4 19-06-2010 01:33 PM
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    All these Robert Green jokes have got out of hand and crossed the line.
    "No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable."
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    #5 19-06-2010 01:43 PM
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    All these Robert Green jokes have got out of hand and crossed the line.
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    #6 19-06-2010 01:54 PM
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    I was really disappointed with our performance in the last match. How can I hold my head up high when we can only draw with one of the worst teams in the entire tournament?
    It made me embarrassed to be Algerian.
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    #8 21-06-2010 02:20 PM
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    The England team went out to visit an orphanage in Cape Town on Saturday morning.
    "It's good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible," said Jamal Umboto, aged 6.
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    World Cup Fixture of the week: England will be meeting France on Thursday.
    At the Airport !
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    Breaking News!!!!
    England have a new coach!
    It will be picking them up from Heathrow on Thursday.
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