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    #81 14-01-2012 05:58 AM
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    here's a little known fact : beer does not make you FAT- it makes you LEAN...against tables, chairs, walls and ugly people
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    #82 14-01-2012 04:37 PM
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    poor bob holness,
    he arrived at the pearly gates to be met by amy whinehouse
    'can i have an E please bob?'
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    sorry, that last post might be a bit insensitive.
    especially as i know there are a few people on this forum who need a ouija board to contact the living.
    Personal bests first, best one so far this year last -benchpress 225/200kg,-squat 320/220-deadlift 320/290kg.)
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    #84 14-01-2012 06:09 PM
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    I was walking down the street the other day and some random guy threw a block of cheese at me!

    I replied "that's mature"!
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    i bet that grated on your nerves
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    i know i'd have been cheesed off, but i'm crackers anyway.
    what a pickle
    how dairy
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    rescue divers found two glaswegians inside the costa concordia.

    they were found at the bar, and are resisting rescue as they are on all inclusive.
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    I went fishing at the weekend and there was this bloke splashing about in the middle of the lake shouting "I can't swim! I can't swim!"

    "It's alright mate" I shouted, pointing at a nearby sign, "It says no swimming anyway".
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    #89 08-02-2012 12:56 PM
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    Not a joke but funny! At the gym: who is looking at whom - The Oatmeal
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    Got really drunk and tried to make miniature models of German cities. Woke up with a terrible Hannover.
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