things that make you bite your tounge in the supermarket

[Ben]

People taking entire trolleys of stuff to the self service checkout things

[DamianWalker]

buy one get ones free offers, when theres only one left.

[muskle]

Protein on sale in a big supermarket!!!!!!

run over, all excited, thinking 'if i'm ever out again, i can pop in and pick up stuff like a normal person' only to find it's a rubbish selection, and 3 times the price of myprotein stuff.

Hugely overweight people dragging their carcass down the aisles, it's funny to notice they never go down the ones with fruit and veg, but that cake and crisp aisle takes some heavy traffic.

big one in town is by a river, and it's so cute to see the ducks walking into the entrance in a little gang.

went in for my paper and some milk once, on the way to work, so about half eight in the morning, some dude sat on a bench outside with a huge smelly spliff on the go.

[Halehaler]

I'll be one of those children who stare at the adults that you hate :P.

If I ever see an adult buying something strange, I'll make sure to get a look at what it is...

[muskle]

mothers who bring their children to a supermarket to beat them, then get all upset when you join in.
(some woman was telling her kid off, and pointed at me to say i'll tell the man and he will come and get you' when did i become the bad guy? and when i lunged for the kid, I'M the one whos in the wrong)

[muskle]

oh yeah, if you are bored and your missus is annoying you, even the shallow trolleys can fit in a struggling girlfriend in there on her back.





just a tip.

[craig1014]

I hate it when your quite excellent joke about the huge sausage you are buying is not acknowledged by the checkout girl.

[Pkant2002]

As im broke back poor i always get really annoyed when i walk into Aldi looking to buy really large tomatoes to make burgers with tomato buns and they only sell mini ones. Always disappoints me as I always fancy them and they never have them.

[muskle]

why does everything i put on myprotein have to end with me getting my girlfriend on her back, struggling?


old people on the tills, please just let me have my food, i don't want to know about your honeymoon in southend on sea forty years ago.


people who go shopping in their pyjamas- it's got little pictures of sheep all over them, they ain't tracksuit bottoms.


shopping after a big gym session, by the time i get to the till, absolutely anything could be in my trolley.

[funb]

Young cashiers asking me what the avocados in my basket are