Revenge is sweet! technique vs power

[Karlos02]

A few of you will remember a post i made a few months ago about some fella fracturing my two little fingers in peanuts. Aptly named 'big dave' at 6'8 and 20 stone and practicing some martial arts, he was certainly a worthy adversary...im not just a little pussy with toothpicks for fingers lol.

Anyway...today, he called me over and was bragging to his mates how he 'more than beat me' in peanuts. He says 'lets go again', so being the idiot i am i interlink my fingers with his and he goes for it! Straight away knowing he targets the little fingers i got mine on the outside of his, which btw resembled cumbaland sausages (in length and girth) and then crunched my fingers and flexed my wrists fast and as hard as i could! He was bent double onto one knee and i could have snapped his fingers a helluva lot worse than he did mine i swear. I commanded 'say it! say it!' He whimpered 'okay okay' so i let him free with fingers intact, albeit ego somewhat dented.

So thats how the tubby powerlifter brought down goliath in the pub tonight lol.

...He's seriously a nice chap though (just incase he reads mp forums) hehe

[Resurrected]

Not much to do in a pub in Liverpool on a Friday night then?

[Bison]

Hahaha Good for you!

[Karlos02]

haha i was working actually, it was the end of the night clean up time.

[Richard]

Great, all that deadlifting & hangcleans must be improving your grip & wrist strength

[Karlos02]

Hehe, Im certain it's the hangcleans you know, they batter my forarms every week and theyve definatley grown in size.

[Rilla]

I bet he looked into your eyes, saw the tenderness hidden deepinside that tubby body and gave up...

[Sty Stallone]

I've always thought of you holding a mans hand after last orders

[HBK]

Over here in Hull you have to say Peanuts before they let go, and I always lost 'cause I have tiny hands lol, but yeah congrats on downing the big oaf, let's see him brag about that one!